Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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