Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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