1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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