we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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