can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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