piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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