i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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