What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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