what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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