there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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