all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm passing your future prison.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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