I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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