We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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