Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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