Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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