I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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