Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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