Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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