Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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