She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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