so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
