Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
whose ass print is on the piano?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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