so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I'm at about main and main street
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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