I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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