did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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