i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
zippers are such a cool invention
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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