i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
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