nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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