Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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