Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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