You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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