i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
