Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Shame is for Republicans.
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