Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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