we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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