This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Randomize
