He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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