ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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