do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
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