id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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