My nipple is on Facebook.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
The Olympian is in my bed
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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