My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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