No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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