Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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