And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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