yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Congratulations! We have a period
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