You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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