I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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