ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
COCAINE IS GR8
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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