Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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